i am thankful for getting out of work early
i went to bed last night with the intentions of waking up this morning to go for a run, drink coffee, read a magazine, watch good morning america and regis & kelly.
instead, i woke up really tired and unmotivated to do much. let alone get out of my cozy bed to exercise.
running is for the birds. regardless of my unmotivated attitude, i found myself digging through the disgusting trash in hopes to find something i assumed mama stout threw out.
hunting through the trash is also for the birds.since today was trash day, the garbage had already been waiting out on the curb to be taken away. luckily i made it outside before the trash men came by. i took out the kitchen trash bag, brought it to the outback porch and sat in a lawn chair tearing through dirt, grime, dirty diapers, old food, rotted food, coffee grinds, tea bags and paper.
ya'know...trash!it wasn't pretty one single bit. i almost vomited once or twice. however, while i didn't find what i was looking for, i did find my fringe mug. i scooped it up, tossed the trash back into the torn up bag, tied it up nicely and walked it back down to the street. HUMPFODFAFA!
at that moment i text mama stout...
me: 'scuse me mama. i had a white piece of paper folded with coupons inside it for blogging purposes...what did you do with them??
mama: wasn't sure what those coupons were...they are up on my bureau.
me: oh-that's wonderful. i'm happy i dug through the trash looking for them.
{no answer}
me: well-thanks! and i'd just love an explanation as to why my fringe mug was in there! xoxo
she decided not to answer that text, either. but moral of the story:
even though you may not always find what you're looking for in the bottom of the trash bag at 8 in the morning-you may just find something else you didn't know was in there. {i guess that's the moral of the story?} because if i wouldn't have been looking for my coupons, i never would have found the mug. #thingsilldofortheblog
and since i went through ALL that trouble to find the coupons that
duncan hines and
foodbuzz sent my way, you best believe i'll be making something OUT.OF.THIS.WORLD incredible! as well as giving two lucky readers an exciting prize package! so be on the look out!
and no worries...i pinky promise they were never in the trash!
after i washed away all the yuckiness-i ate some special k for breakfast and got ready for work.

i was really excited to see my dunkin cup came disguised as a present this morning. especially since i had a starbucks christmas cup in mind but couldn't manage to make it there without being late to work.
cinnamon coffee at its finest
lunch was extremely BORING.
pure amazing-ness.
let's just not look at the nutrition value and call it a day, aight?