been to the gym in far too long.
For starters, gym memberships
are ridiculously expensive.
(And I don't really like that)Plus...I have plenty of aerobic,
yoga, ab, and whatever else
jump around DVD's to last
me weeks.
(Some nice equipment as well)Mmm. Also. I'd take running
outside as opposed to running
on a treadmill any day!
Sooo. There really isn't much
need for the gym. Righttt?
However. In college...I really
liked going to the gym.
(it was free)Well.
At least some of college
I did. For the adorable senior
in my English class I had been
crushin' on was a work-out
fanatic. I'm convinced he spent
most of his college experience
pumping iron.
(Not that I minded)And reading literature. He was
really sexy. After class he'd pop
over to the gym to lift weights.
Which naturally meant that I
soon began to feel the urge to
get into shape.
(Sort of)I'd drag (make) whatever friend
I could along with me. For moral
support of course.
I was relatively friendly with this
guy in and out of class. Meaning...
we discussed Shirley Jackson, Nathaniel
Hawthorne, James Joyce and many other
short story writers like the brilliant scholars
we were...are? We smiled and said hello in the
hall. And we'd occasionally compete against
each other at beer pong on Friday or
Saturday nights. But that was as good
as our friendship got. Ugh. Plus.
I wasn't looking for another friend.
I liked this boy. I liked this boy a lot.
Finally. One day. After one too
many fake sessions at the gym,
this boy asked me out. I was,
a. ecstatic I'd get to dine with such
a yummy creature of the opposite
sex.
b. happy to be going on a
date...I'd been in such a slump
after breaking up with my high
school boyfriend.
c. relieved he
asked BEFORE the gym routine...
this meant I didn't have to attend
that day. PHEW.
It was pure bliss. He was equally
as pretty and so much more
interesting than I had ever given
him credit for. We hit it off over
dinner. And I was falling
even harder with every bite he took
of his burger.
Once I got this guy in my bed, no,
once he invited me into his bed,
I felt no need for my little gym
excursions. I mean...I'd still
go to the gym...but only because
he told me he liked my company.
So I'd go and watch.
(I was devoted to his rock hard body!)
But my gym days were pretty
much long gone.
We weren't dating. Well.
We were dating in the most
casual way possible. As in...we
enjoyed each other. We spent
a lot of time together. He had a
key to my dorm on campus.
(He lived in an apartment off) I loved
coming back from my 9:45
class and finding him curled up in my
bed sound asleep. Usually with some
type of cute note on my desk. I loved
the fact that he had an 8:15 that always
ended way early. And that he didn't
have class until later that day. Leaving
me much time to get my fill of him.
(Not that I ever got tired of this boy)
But for some odd reason, unlike any
other guy, ever, he had this
weird thingover me. I'm calling it a weird thing
because I don't really know what
else to call it. For instance...the weird
thing he had over me got me going
to the gym every single day. The weird
thing had me reading intellectual books
that I'd never pick up on my own. The
weird thing had me waking up at 5:30
in the morning to stand outside for tickets
for some band I'd never heard of. The
weird thing encouraged me to strive for
straight A's...even though I wasn't a straight
A student. The weird thing had me doing
weird things left and right for this boy.
And it drove me nuts!
But whatever. It all eventually
came to an end. With no hard
feelings. It just went back to how
it used to be. Before I started leaving
my toothbrush at his place. And
that was that.
It wasn't love by any means. But this
guy was definitely something.
So ladies...I ask you this!
Has some guy, any guy, ever had
some weird thing over you to
get you to do something completely
out of character?